As many Star Wars fans know, Jedi are able to manipulate the force in many ways. One of those ways is using the force to move extremely fast: force speed they call it. The climactic three-way (hot) battle from The Phantom Menace would have been a perfect time for Obi-Wan Kenobi to use the force in such a way. Sadly, he didn’t, and Darth Maul had his way with Qui-Gon Jinn. But what if Obi-Wan had used force speed?
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I’m trying to think of a way to include more sexual innuendo in this post, but I’m drawing a blank. Something, something… double-sided lightsaber. This stuff writes itself!