Most superheroes aspire to be role models, standing as paragons of virtue that set good examples and impart important life lessons to the children. Fortunately for us adults, Deadpool is not most superheroes. He only seems to care about impressionable young minds as long as he can make them do his bidding, and he’s not going to waste any recruitment opportunity now that all of the grown-up X-Men are off in another timeline fighting Apocalypse. Ryan Reynolds put on his red suit for Halloween and tried to persuade a Mojo-verse team of mini X-Men to help him do, um, something (the what is a little unclear), but it doesn’t really matter because even kids know better than to listen to Deadpool, as you can see in the video below: