Michael Bay
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Review
Fear not. Aside from a couple of minor hiccups and inconsequential tweaks, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are back and the same as they ever were.
CONTEST: See an Advance Screening of TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!
Enter for a chance to win a pair of passes to an advance screening of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in Toronto, Ottawa, or Montreal on Wednesday, August 6th, courtesy of Dork Shelf and Paramount Pictures!
Transformers: Age of Extinction Review
Michael Bay has done it again! And by "done it again," I mean "made a worse movie than Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen".
Pain & Gain Review
Welcome to Michael Bay’s American dream.The world of the thoroughly batshit insane and coal black comedy Pain & Gain is one of dreamers who are willing to cause abject nightmares to those around them to achieve their ends, and there’s no better vulgar auteurist capable of bringing this South Florida sleaze-fest to the big screen than Bay.
Contest: See PAIN & GAIN in Toronto or Montreal!
Enter for a chance to win one of ten pairs of passes to an advance screening of Pain & Gain in Toronto or Montreal on Wednesday, April 24th, courtesy of Dork Shelf and Paramount Pictures.
Countdown to Armageddon with TIFF
Time to gear up for the end of the world, and thankfully the TIFF Bell Lightbox has all your post-Apocalyptic film-going/research needs covered.
Battleship Review
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Wrath of the Titans Review
Wrath of the Titans shows marked improvement in terms of acting and the use of 3-D over its predecessor, but it's really still just a bunch of ugly looking crap happening for no reason courtesy of the man tapped to helm the Michael Bay Ninja Turtles reboot.
The Nic Cage Project: The Rock
To celebrate TIFF’s ongoing Bangkok Dangerous: The Cinema Of Nicolas Cage series, Alan Jones has resurrected his retrospective of the actor’s work entitled The Nic Cage Project. In this edition, Jones takes on 1996′s Michael Bay-tastic The Rock – playing tonight at the Lightbox.
Man on a Ledge Review
Ostensibly a cross between Inside Man and The Negotiator with a healthy dose of Michael Bay style ridiculousness, Man on a Ledge might be the most fun to be had in cinemas this January. It’s an unabashed crowd pleaser that really doesn’t care that it doesn’t make an iota of logical sense.
Transformers: Dark of the Moon Review
I will keep it brief since Transformers: Dark of the Moon director Michael Bay can't seem to do it himself. Do you just want to see some shit blow up? If you answered in the affirmative, then you will probably greatly enjoy this film a whole lot more than the second entry in the franchise since you will actually be able to SEE what is happening for a change. Everyone else looking for anything more than that can look elsewhere because that is all you are going to get from this astoundingly pretty, but astoundingly empty, incoherent, nonsensical and excessive film.
Podcast 12: Transformers
To celebrate the DVD and Blu-ray release of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Jeff, Joel, Lucas and Will discuss all things Transformers. From the original 80's cartoon and comics to the toys and the recent live-action films we've got our giant shape-shifting alien robot bases well covered.
How Transformers 2 Should Have Ended
The folks over at How It Should Have Ended are best known for their hilarious animated alternate endings to popular films. They have finally tackled the cinematic abomination that was Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, showing the many different ways the film probably should have ended. The HISHE team clearly has a love for Transformers, […]
Review: Transformers Revenge of the Fallen
I had been debating whether or not I should even bother reviewing Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen; the new Transformers film has been almost universally panned by critics, but is doing gangbusters at the box office. Should people even try to critique a film like Transformers 2? It is a film almost entirely bereft of any […]